Huskies are not for you if....

He doesn't look a bit feline, but believe me, he is one big scaredy cat!

Which brings me to my humorous view of why you shouldn't own a husky.

If you don't think 65 pounds of husky on your face at 1:30am in a thunderstorm is fun, then huskies are not for you.

If you don't think dog hair is one of the five food groups, then huskies are not for you.

If you freak out at the sight of dead animals as food offerings, then huskies are not for you.

If you hate mud on the carpet, then huskies are not for you.

If you don't own a steam vac, then huskies are not for you.

If you have to wonder where that last grocery bag of meat went to, then huskies are not for you.

If you don't like being dragged or pulled around by your dog for an hour or more a day, then huskies are not for you.

If you are in to perfectly landscaped yards, then huskies are not for you.

If dog hair is not an accessory for your wardrobe, then huskies are not for you.

If teethmarks on furniture are not considered aged artisticly, then huskies are not for you.

If living with furry Houdinis makes you pull your hair out, then huskies are not for you.

If rough dog tongue to face, lips, and sometimes in your mouth if you open it seems gross, then huskies are not for you.

If howling in the evening and morning is noise and not music, then huskies are not for you.

If you don't join in said howling once in a while, then huskies are not for you.

If hearing a dog talk to you creeps you out, then huskies are not for you.

(I'll think of more later, but this is a good start. Feel free to add your own in comments.)